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THE SIGNATURE / A VERY SERIOUS NONFUNCTIONAL DIAL

BECAUSE 10
WASN’T ENOUGH.

Some things need a volume dial.
A blanket was not one of them. Until now.

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SOFT DOESN’T HAVE TO LOOK SOFT.

We wanted a blanket for the guy whose favorite color is black. Who owns a shirt from a tour that ended decades ago. Who needs a minute, but would rather call it an intermission.

So we made it heavy. Glass beads inside. All black outside. A chrome-gray seam. Nothing flowery. Nothing precious.

Every blanket has a chrome volume-dial patch sewn into the bottom-corner seam. Tick marks from 1 to 11. Pointer on 11. Always.

No batteries. No settings. No, it does not change the weight. It just makes a very important point: there is heavy. And then there is heavier.

Music stops at 10. We go to 11.

LIFE GETS HEAVY. WE GO HEAVIER.

Turn down the day. Turn up the blanket. That’s the whole set.

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