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HEAVY METALBLANKETS™
Bearded rider on a motorcycle wrapped in a black Heavy Metal Blanket beside the chrome Heavy Metal Blankets logo
WEIGHTED BLANKETS. UNWEIGHTED ATTITUDE.

TURN IT UP TO 11.

Life gets heavy. We go heavier.

DROP 001 / THREE WEIGHTS. ZERO CHILL. ACTUALLY, LOTS OF CHILL.
GLASS BEADS. NOT ACTUAL METAL.10–25 LB OF PURE HEAVYREMOVABLE, WASHABLE COVERALWAYS CRANKED TO 11
EXHIBIT A / 60” × 80” OF CONSEQUENCES

THE HEAVY.

Diamond-quilted. Glass-bead filled. Chrome-gray piping. Soft where it counts. Heavy everywhere else.

Black diamond-quilted Heavy Metal Blanket draped over an amp cabinet

If you’re the kind of man who has killed a lion and spits wisdom this generation can’t handle… this is your blanket.

THE MORTGAGE.

THE BOSS.

THE KIDS.

THE NEWS.

LIFE GETS HEAVY.

WE GO HEAVIER.

LESS NOISE. MORE HEAVY.

LIFE GETS HEAVY.
WE GO HEAVIER.

You carry a lot. Work. Life. That one conversation from 2009. Time to let something carry you.

Meet the weighted blanket that looks like it belongs backstage. All black. Deep pressure. Built for the encore you call doing absolutely nothing.

Put animal fur in your man cave.

Our kind of heavy
DROP 001 / THE ORIGINAL LINEUP

PICK YOUR HEAVY.

Same black blanket.
Four ways to turn it up.

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

WE DIDN’T COME HERE
TO BE CUTE.

theirs
  • Cuddly
  • Dreamy
  • Shirt optional
  • Latte included
THEIRS
SOFT. CUTE. GONE.
OURS
  • Heavy
  • Brutal
  • Dial goes to 11
  • Smells like nothing
  • Black. Obviously.

LESS LEOPARD PRINT.MORE LEOPARD PELT.

THE SIGNATURE / SEWN INTO EVERY BLANKET

MUSIC STOPS AT 10.
WE GO TO 11.

Every blanket has a chrome volume-dial patch, permanently cranked. Grab this one and turn it up.

3Polite.

At 3 you’re a 15 lb man.

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NOW YOU’RE SLEEPING.

HEAVY METAL BLANKETS™ PRESENTS

DROP 001
WORLD TOUR

THE SETLIST
  1. 01Power Ballad15 LB
  2. 02Thrash20 LB
  3. 03The Eleven25 LB
  4. ENWhatever you do next. Lying down.
VENUE: YOUR COUCHDOORS: WHEN YOU’RE TIREDDRESS CODE: BLACK
PRE-ORDER. DELIVERY BY CHRISTMAS. NO OPENING ACT.
FIND YOUR FREQUENCY

HOW HEAVY
SHOULD I GO?

Roughly 10% of your body weight.
This is not a lifting competition.

LB
HEAVY, NOT COMPLICATED.YOUR WEIGHT ÷ 10

Choose a weight you can comfortably remove.

BEFORE YOU HEADBANG

HEAVY QUESTIONS.
STRAIGHT ANSWERS.

All the answers
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YOUR COUCH.
OUR MAIN STAGE.

CHARGED TODAY. SHIPS BY DEC 15. FULL REFUND IF IT DOESN’T. TERMS